2007年11月28日 星期三

I Can't Wait !!

12/01 is coming~~
12/01 is coming~~
yeah yeah yeah yeah


12/01, Saturday is a big day!!
It is the 20th anniversary of Comedian Workshop .-相聲瓦舍-
The new perfomance for the anniversary will be play in the "Novel Hall" (新舞台) near by Taipei Citi Hall and the department store, "New York New York" .
BTY, I almost forgot the title of the perfomance is "鄧力軍".
Yes, That 's it, baby. I do type it right.

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Brief Introduction

At the evening party for the super star Mr. 鄧力軍, 馮翊綱 and 宋少卿又跑龍套又串場的. (It's pretty hard to translate 跑龍套 and 串場 in English......)
These two tell stories at sixes and sevens. It seems that they have endless stories to tell to audiances. Wait a minute, why do they have so many stories? Forget about them, let's listen to the music first.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemans......
Now, we are honer here to give you the one, the only !!
The forever super star!!

Mr. "鄧力軍"!!


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My God, I can't wait for 12/01 comes!!
Happy anniversary for Comedian Workshop --相聲瓦舍--.

2007年11月12日 星期一

New arrival --Hell the eventuality--

I bought lots of books last week. But i'm too lazy to read them......don't know why. Hell know.
Today is the day our midturn of calculus just finished. I finally found the motivation to read them. The first one i drew from my bookrack is "Hell the eventuality ". I construe by myself......haha. Title in Chinese is "去他的萬一 ", written by Pear Sushi ( 酪梨壽司......天曉得我翻的有沒錯 ) , a famous blogger in Pixnet. The book is talking about writer's MBA life in NY. After reading, i not only feel "Calculus? Frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn. --北非諜影--" but also know about how the MBA goes and how networking and asskissing looks like in American. And that's why so many company crazy about the MBA student. I mean......MBA students make great stride at their quality and ability after finishing their course. By the way, the author before is such an idi** that she can't even recite the multiplication table. Not like "shut up and listen " in Asia ...... bla bla bla ...... commonplace, i know. It is pretty hard to detail how awesome it is. So just walk into a book store and find out what i'm talking about. I think eslite bookstore would love to offer a place for reader who enjoys reading.



I found a interesting communication in the article.
We can know how Americans communicate in business and we also can learn some way to protest or to insult someone without using f-word or s-word.

想睡覺了......實在沒力氣翻譯全文

有一場與合作廠商溝通產品行銷活動進度的會議
部門一資深主管Amy,不滿電話那頭的合作廠商代表Kelly簽了約之後總是拖拖拉拉,每次開會都會以"我們會評估看看"敷衍,終於發出嚴正抗議

Amy : " I'm very frustrated with not getting any answer from your side. If you can't make the decision here, please tell me who can."

Kelly: "Amy, It's not that you are not getting any answer. You are just not getting the asnwer YOU WANT! But if you are trying to circumvent me, I can tell you that's not going to happen "

Amy: " I'm not trying to circumvent anyone. I'm justtrying to get things done. And if you can't decide, I'll find the one who can"


講完這句,Amy忍不住按下電話會議系統的mute按鈕,大罵" You B*(*_!! "
若不是透過電話開會,我簡直以為接著就要上演翻桌戲碼,談判徹底破裂。但說也神奇,或許Amy薑是老的辣,也或許有人就是欠罵欠恐嚇,下回開會,難纏的Kelly突然變的乖巧柔順,答應要辦的事前一件也沒少,雙方合作關係從此一帆風順。
我只能說,這和台灣講究和氣生財卻超級沒效率的開會文化真的很不同呀